cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::
In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…
"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”
also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld
bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!
ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops
2006 was not a good time
Youre forgetting “I madded you a cookie, but I eated it”
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
who is she
This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made
Speaking of pre-orders, Nintendo recently announced what the first line of amiibo figures will be, and made them available for pre-order through most retailers (such as Amazon, if you’re looking to buy them online)! The Original 8 are here from Smash 64, along with Melee vets Peach and Marth and newcomers Villager and Wii Fit Trainer.
When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?
Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.
I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.
what the fuck is going on